Shakespearean English

Here is a bit notice I got last day. From a local caterer, the notice is quite interesting. It speaks for itself.

Did you understand what they meant ? If Yes, then it's OK. If the caterer is not good at English, atleast the DTP operator or someone else must have helped him make it reasonable. No one expects a "Shakespearean language', but it must be reasonably correct.

Visitor to vaazhakkula

Vaazhakkula continues... And there was a visitor ! I caught him for you !

A bat !  with his 'head-lights' on !

Suicide - a crime

Any attempt for suicide is a crime. The MP from AP, Sri. K C R, is on a suicide attempt. It's certainly a suicide attempt, for what ever reason he is on that.  Why is that our "law enforcers" and the Government silent ? ( I know, that's politics ! )  Whatever 'politics' he is engaged in, he should be refrained from such act of 'suicide'.